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The ball crosses into the End Zone. High fives and cheers surround you. Someone picks you up and raises you over the crowd. A cooler full of Gatorade pours down over your head.
Wait a minute.
That’s not Gatorade. You didn’t score the winning touchdown. You’re in the parking lot listening to the big game on the radio with the rest of your fellow coeds who would rather save money for tuition, books or a ski pass.
And don’t fool yourself; that was a can of PBR your buddy shook over your head. Just because you’re not throwing down for tickets at the fifty-yard line, doesn’t mean you’re not going to tailgate with the best of ‘em.
This. Is. College.
Tailgating is an art, albeit an interpretative one. There are a few non-negotiables: a cooler, a barbeque within a three-car range, some body paint, beer (or sodas, naturally, for the parents who are reading) and a die-hard attitude. Tailgaters don’t give up if sun beats down. Tailgaters don’t run for cover when the skies open up. You are a tenacious breed; you are a fan.
For ice, go cubes only, no blocks. The barbeque? Charcoal hibachi all the way. Body paint is up to you, but please remember photos on the Internet are forever.
Where does Nikwax come into the ritual?
Nikwax gives you the confidence of knowing that you’ll be dry and comfortable regardless of what the skies serve up. Whether you show up to campus with the swankiest waterproof/breathable jacket, or you pack your trusty fleece pullover that’s been with you since your Sweet 16. We’ve got you covered.
Since you’re in the mode, here’s a pop quiz:
1. What Nikwax product should you use to waterproof your outerwear?
a) TX.Direct, for waterproof/breathable fabrics and synthetics
b) Down Proof, for down jackets and vests
c) Softshell Proof, for… use your applied logic
d) Cotton Proof, to add oomph to a fabric not known for it’s water-beading ability
e) Polar Proof, for fleece
f) All of the above
2. Is applying Nikwax as easy as running a cycle in the dorm washing machine?
a) Yes.
b) No
Answers:
1. F
2. A
Let’s hope that’s not a duplicate to your first semester grades.
You are now tested, proven and ready, uber fan! Waterproofing for game day may mean protecting your outerwear for more than inclement weather. We’re just sayin’.
So save money, be confident and suit up. There’s a game going on and a bratwurst with your name on it. Get out there and have fun. Your team needs you to be worry-free, come rain, snow or carbonated adult beverage.
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